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Bill Clinton Portrait Sells at Sotheby's
NEW YORK - US Election fever has reached the premier art dealer Sotheby's with a major auction presentation which included a portrait of ex-president Bill Clinton going under the hammer. ... Full story
Drudge Report Puts Prince Harry in Afghan Warzone Danger
HELMAND PROVINCE - Afghanistan - Prince Harry has been put in extreme danger by the headline crazy American Matt Drudge after revealing the Prince's whereabouts on his tour of duty in the Afghan warzone. ... Full story
Michael Jackson Writes Book to Save Neverland
LOS ANGELES - CA - Michael Jackson will come up with the $25 million needed to save Neverland by March 19th after receiving a multi-million dollar advance for writing a tell-all book. ... Full story
Hillary Clinton Shapeshifts LIVE on TV
NEW YORK - Hillary Clinton is caught live on camera shapeshifting. The Daily Squib can exclusively reveal to the world this amazing phenomenon. ... Full story
Obama Vows to Repaint White House
CORPUS CHRISTI - Texas - Senator Obama, the soon to be President of the United States, today vowed to repaint the White House as soon as he gets in. ... Full story
Britney Spears Takes Out Restraining Order on Herself
LOS ANGELES - CA - Britney Spears, the ailing former pop mime artist, has taken out a restraining order on herself because she does not know what she is doing and has no control over herself anymore. ... Full story
President Bush Urges Cuba Toward 'Blessings of Liberty'
GUANTANAMO BAY - Cuba - George W Bush has urged the Cuban people to embrace freedom and democracy after the resignation of Communist leader Fidel Castro. ... Full story
Scientists Prove Jesus Walked with Dinosaurs
PETERSBURG - Kentucky - A panel of prominent scientists and paleontologists have discovered new groundbreaking evidence that Jesus walked with dinosaurs. ... Full story
Comrade Brown Creates the Peoples Bank
NEWCASTLE - England - Comrade Gordon Brown has instructed Comrade Darling to create a Peoples Bank. ... Full story
Hated Heather Mills to Settle in Iraq
BAGHDAD - Iraq - After winning a record £55 million from 'chump' Sir Paul McCartney, ex-porn model and the most hated person in the world, Lady Mucca, is to escape Britain and live in Baghdad. ... Full story
British Teens to be Cautioned for First Time Murder Offences
LONDON - England - Home Secretary Jacqui Smith has announced new Labour laws to reduce violent crime in the UK. The breakthrough laws will also reduce police paperwork and increase efficiency within the law and enforcement sectors. ... Full story
Crying Hillary Clinton Terrorises Supporters
EL PASO - Texas - There was terror and panic in El Paso when Hillary Clinton shed a tear on the podium after multiple losses to Barack Obama. ... Full story
Paris Hilton Film Breaks Box Office Record
LOS ANGELES - CA - Paris Hilton's film debut has come off as a blistering success in the US box office. ... Full story
Victoria Beckham : I Split Spice Girls
LOS ANGELES - CA - Victoria Beckham has revealed she was the reason the Spice Girls' suddenly split— because she plans to quit her singing career for good. ... Full story
Britney Escapes from UCLA Mental Institute
LOS ANGELES - CA - Britney Spears has escaped from the UCLA psychiatric ward where she had been forcibly incarcerated and committed. ... Full story
Bush Restrained after Talking to God on Flight to Heathrow
WASHINGTON DC - USA - George W Bush on a Heathrow-bound presidential flight had to be dragged from his presidential chair and handcuffed after suffering an apparent mental breakdown in mid-air, it emerged yesterday. ... Full story
Ku Klux Klan Endorses Obama
KENTUCKY - USA - Imperial Wizard, Ronald Edwards has stated that, "anything is better than Hillary Clinton." ... Full story
NHS Unveils New Fleet of Ambulances
LONDON - England - The cash-strapped National Health Service today unveiled its latest solution. ... Full story
African Village Empty After Mass Celebrity Adoptions
UGANDA - Ondongo Tamba is the only person left in the village of Kkonkoma after a mass of celebrity adoptions. ... Full story