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Britney Spears to be Exorcised LIVE on MTV
LOS ANGELES - CA - The Vatican is today sending an emissary deep from within the catacombs of the Holy See to LA for a never before seen extravaganza which will be filmed LIVE on MTV. ... Full story
Comrade Gordon Brown Unveils New Fifty Pence Coin
LONDON - England - Our Supreme Unelected Comrade and leader Gordon Brown has unveiled the design for the new fifty pence coin. ... Full story
Britney Spears Paparazzi Orgy Shock
LOS ANGELES - CA - Britney, who was recently linked to 'brummie' sleazebag pap photographer Adnan Ghalib, has had an orgy with up to 29 paparazzi at the same time in her LA mansion. ... Full story
Team McCann Release New Madeleine Suspect Photo
PRAIA DA LUZ - Portugal - Team McCann's McSpinner publicist, Clarence Mitchell, has released another sketch of the Madeleine suspect. ... Full story
Which Extreme Weight-loss Methods Really Work?
LONDON - England - Size Zero model Anna Schwarz is commissioned by Channel 4 to complete a series of extreme weight-loss methods. How will she manage over the next eight weeks? ... Full story
Leslie Ash Gets Big Smile on Her Face
LONDON - England - The actress Leslie Ash had a big smile on her face today after being awarded £5 million of taxpayers money from the NHS. ... Full story
Dangerous Scatologist Cult to Take Over World
LOS ANGELES - CA - A dangerous Scatologist cult headed by actor Tom Cruise is plotting to take over the world, a leaked video reveals. ... Full story
London Voted Best World City for Quality of Life
LONDON - England - Ken Livingstone, the London Mayor and Gordon Brown, Prime Minister have commissioned a think tank to conduct a study on London's high standing world status. ... Full story
Bush Running for Third Term
NEW HAMPSHIRE - USA - George W Bush the Supreme Commander in Chief of the United States is running for a third term in office. He was spotted campaigning amongst the other candidates at the New Hampshire Caucus. ... Full story
The Daily Squib Guide to Celebrity Perfumes
LONDON - England - Last years celebrity perfume season is well and gone. The Daily Squib reports exclusively with our resident experts on the wonderful fragrances of 07 and onwards for 08. ... Full story
Fall Guy Barack Obama Ushered Into Presidency
NEW HAMPSHIRE - USA - Barack Obama is being groomed to be the first black President of the United States of America. He is being instated to take the fall for George W Bush's disastrous tenure as President. ... Full story
World Record for Most Emergency Workers at One Incident Broken
LOS ANGELES - CA - The Guinness World Record for the most Emergency workers to attend a single incident was set last night in the Hollywood Hills near Studio City. ... Full story
Unfit Britons to Lose NHS Care
LONDON - England - Comrade Brown, who as our unelected superhuman super-fit Commander in Chief, brought forth more orders for his five year vision of change plan today. ... Full story