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Plans for US Theme Park in Iraq Leaked Online
Detailed plans for the new U.S. Theme Park 'Jihad Land' now under construction in Baghdad appeared online in a major breach of the tight security surrounding the sensitive project that will be America's largest theme park abroad. ... Full story
2012 Olympics Logo
The logo for the 2012 London Olympics was designed by a blind design group. Joey Mellors who heads the group was commissioned by the Olympics Board and payed £4.50 for the ground breaking design. ... Full story
Britain's Got Talent
LONDON - England - Simon Scowell, Piers Moron and some dozy bint pick a winner out of the talented Brits on display. ... Full story
Last Piece of Rubble Destroyed in Gaza
Militants from the Palestinian faction Hamas today destroyed the last piece of standing rubble in the Gaza Strip after several days of fighting in which 8000 people have died. ... Full story
Paris' Early Jail Release
LOS ANGELES - CA - Paris Hilton was released from jail today after serving 3 days out of the required 45 day sentence. ... Full story
Paris Spectacular Prison Re-Entry
LOS ANGELES - CA - In an amazing U-turn by the Los Angeles court system, a judge has ruled that spoiled brat Paris Hilton needs more gratuitous weeping photo ops. ... Full story
Madonna True Age Revealed
LONDON- England - A group of archaeologists and scientists have discovered the true age of Madonna using ground-breaking carbon dating techniques. ... Full story
Smiling Banker Says Economy Fu**ed
LONDON, England — The economy is officially 'fu**ed' says Mervyn King the head of the Bank of England today at a business luncheon. ... Full story
Surge is Working Says Bush Spokesman
Washington - Pentagon Spokesman Ryan Whitman has announced that all is well in Iraq and the troop 'surge' as proposed by George W Bush is working. ... Full story
Exposed Birth Secrets of George W Bush
TEXAS — Joan Wilder was the ceremonial priestess present at the birthing of the now President of the United States, George W Bush. She recounts her harrowing tale after many years of silence. ... Full story
Channel 4 Pilots New Racist Reality Show
LONDON - England - Channel 4 fresh from the Big Brother racism row pilots a new Baywatch style show starring racists Danielle Lloyd, Jade Goody and Jo O'Meara. ... Full story
Police Release Haymarket Bomber Photograph
LONDON, England — Britain's new Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, starts his tenure with a bomb threat that has shut down central London and created a 'fear festival' for most Londoner's. ... Full story
Prostitute Porn Actress Released from Jail
LOS ANGELES - A call-girl porno film actress cum celebrity was released from Century Regional Detention Facility today after her managers finally negotiated an early release for the ailing cocaine addict. ... Full story
Muslims Wage Jihad on Jihad
LONDON, England — Muslims across the world wage Jihad on Jihad with mass protests around the globe. ... Full story
Blair Leaves Office with Legacy Intact
LONDON, England – Tony Blair left office today to praise and cheers from the people of Britain and America. ... Full story