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Rottweiler Attacks Down for December
SCUNTHORPE - England - Statistics for the month of December suggest an easing off of Rottweiler attacks on the Chav populations in England and Wales. ... Full story
Paris Hilton : Bag Lady Who Wears Prada
LOS ANGELES - CA - After the Daily Squib broke the story about Paris Hilton losing her £50 million inheritance back in July 2007, the story has resurfaced again. Paris Hilton was spotted in a downtown Los Angeles district called Skid Row walking around aimlessly and exhibiting the air of a bag lady. ... Full story
Christmas Cancelled Next Year
NORTH POLE - Antarctica - One of Santa's elves has lost the names and addresses of all the children in the whole wide world. The data was held on a disc and was lost somewhere over Greenland. ... Full story
Blair Converts to Catholicism
LONDON - England - Tony Blair has caused fresh controversy by converting to Roman Catholicism less than six months after leaving office. ... Full story
Życzenie sobie ty pewien zadowolony Boże Narodzenie z Brytania
LONDYN - Anglia - Życzenie sobie ten mało Polski społeczeństwo który zawieszony w nasz ojczysty kraj pewien Zadowolony Boże Narodzenie. Jesteśmy wszędzie po w Anglia teraz i wykonaniem losy od pieniądze instalacje wodne. ... Full story
Heather Mills to Open Giant Rat Milk Farm in UK
JAKARTA - Indonesia - Eco-warrior Heather Mills McCartney is to open a giant rat milk farm in the UK next year. ... Full story
The Daily Squib Christmas Nintendo Wii Giveaway
The Daily Squib premier news source is proudly giving away a Nintendo Wii to one lucky recipient. It is still not too late to get a Wii before Christmas so good luck folks. ... Full story
Michael Jackson Audition for Next Star Wars Film Unsuccessful
LOS ANGELES - CA - George Lucas has denied Michael Jackson from making a world stage comeback in the latest Star Wars film currently in pre-production. ... Full story
Chelsy Davy to Star in Female Car Mechanics 2008 Calendar
DURBAN - South Africa - Prince Harry's on/off girlfriend is spending some time away from the freezing cold UK at her parents £1 million Durban apartment and getting prepared for a major photoshoot. ... Full story
Entire Labour Government Lost in Iowa
IOWA - United States - The entire Labour Government and Cabinet has been lost in the American state of Iowa. There are no plans to send for a search party as of yet. ... Full story
Pope Benedict XVI to Get Image Makeover
VATICAN CITY - Italy - When he's not staring at worshippers with his hypnotic demonic gaze or sacrificing babies to Baal in the Vatican crypt, Pope Benedict likes to relax by perfecting his evil stare in front of an ornate gold-framed mirror. ... Full story
Bizarre Bush Holiday Video - Starring Barney the White House Poodle
WASHINGTON DC - The U.S. president's bizarre annual Christmas comedy video - starring Barney the White House dog shows the Bush's fun side. ... Full story
New Extreme Sport: Waterboarding Increasing in Popularity
WASHINGTON DC - A new craze has taken America by storm and is sweeping the extreme sports world off its feet. ... Full story
Comrade Brown: All Fuel Protests Will be Crushed!
LONDON - England - Recently back from visiting Bolshevik troops in Eurasia and Eastasia, who are fighting on two fronts to increase oil production for the plebiscite and proles. Our supreme unelected Commander in Chief Gordon Brown has warned traitors and treasonous state terrorists against protesting the huge hikes in petrol prices at home. ... Full story
Dumb Britain
LONDON - England - Britain under Labour has plummeted educationally in the International Education League Table. Is Britain coming close to the education level of the USA? ... Full story