LONDON - England - The UK and correct Brexit, is in immediate danger if Labour makes ground.
LONDON - England - British Prime Minister, Theresa May, has called for an early General Election in June.
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SCUNTHORPE - England - Gordon Brown wants to be a tech. college professor when he quits Downing Street, his close friends have revealed.
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PANAMA - A massive leak of 11.5 million tax documents has exposed the secret offshore dealings of companies and individuals from Cyprus and Greece.
PARIS - France - After a humiliating defeat in regional elections, Nicolas Sarkozy has decided that politics is not for him and has joined a travelling circus troupe as a midget.
SWINDON - England - The unelected prime minister, Gordon Brown has called for another urgent world summit meeting on terrorism which will be held inside the latest summit meeting on global warming.
DENVER - USA - A woman with a chastity belt has been refused entry into America after refusing to remove the protective device at the airport.
CONSTANTA - Romania - The EU has once again miscalculated the ingenuity and tenacity of migrants wishing to reach the hallowed European countries who hold an open door policy.
LONDON - England - If we forget our past what will become of our future? The capital city is in danger, and yet no one is willing to talk about it or even acknowledge what is happening. The coming general election in May will hopefully render some answers.
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WASHINGTON DC - USA - The sixteenth president of the United States of America, Abraham Lincoln has been discovered to have had a black father according to historians and scientists working for the Institute of Historical Science which is linked to Harvard university.
WASHINGTON DC - USA - Scientists at the Institute of Historical Research have finally released their findings after five years of dedicated research.