Why Britain Deserves Another Labour Government Under Gordon Brown

January 7th, 2010

by Barry Jenkem

Another four years please..we're British..

LONDON - England - The Daily Squib is backing the Labour party for a punishing fourth term election win.

Labour was languishing less than 10 points behind the Tories in the polls just two days ago, that is just before another attempt to shoehorn Gordon Brown out of his job again.

The fact is, the only way Gordon will be leaving Number 10 will be on a stretcher, albeit a big one carried by about ten men. His vice like grip over the country as well as the Labour party is almost like a cancer; a weed that never dies, a bacteria that is resistant to the most potent of medicines.

Britain deserves another Labour government, preferably with Gordon Brown at the helm. The polls show that there are still large numbers of voters who are desperate for a Labour fourth term and it is fitting that they will get what they want -- another dire punishment of misery and pox on their own ghastly heads.

"We would like to thank the people for their undying support after we wholeheartedly bent them over a table and buggered them for twelve solid years. It is testament to the British people's spirit that they can have everything taken from them; have every kind of indignity foisted on them and have us laughing at their stupid lemming-like shameful cowardice while we fleece them for everything they have, time and time again. And they still vote for us! They simply turn a blind eye when we take away their already limited freedom and mock them whilst whipping their useless arses and bringing in even more draconian surveillance Stasi techniques," a Labour backbencher said yesterday.

Labour's heartland are the dregs of society, the scroungers, the parasites and the violent useless eaters who menace the cold dark dank streets of Britain everyday.

"The people on benefits, who haven't worked a day in their lives and who Labour are nurturing, will be the key voters in the next election. If the Tories ever came to power, which they won't, these benefits people know that they might be asked to get a job or worse still pay for things. That's totally unacceptable to the majority of the population, and there would be riots in the streets. Can you imagine asking someone who has been on benefits for twelve years of Labour government to go out there and work? It would be a bloody massacre I tell you," Eddie Fenster, 48, from Merthyr Tydfil, Wales, told the Times.

The punishment of another Labour government would certainly sum up the terrible state of the public's mindset. Almost akin to the babbling wreck high court judge whimpering in the corner of some exclusive dungeon after having being beaten soundly by his dominatrix mistress, so too are the British public barely able to resist the tickle of another hearty rogering from the Labour party.

"What choice do the people have anyway? The Tories aren't any better. They are both tired, weak elements of a system that has lost its lustre as well as its credibility. The people will of course vote for Labour, because everyone knows that you vote for the government you deserve. It seems the people are into punishment, they feel worthless, they have been stabbed, whipped and robbed by Labour, so why not a bit more raping eh?" Lord Stanley Fucker, a prominent Westminster commentator told the Independent.

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The last thing we want is Gordo to lose his place before he greets the firing squad at the ballot box...let him erase the memory of Labour from politics for the next thirty years...I am glad the lame coup did not work on him..

Ken 07-01-2010

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As an American reading this it seems the Brits are into their punishment, mind you we've elected our fair share of morons too

J.Edward 07-01-2010

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Genius article! This rocks the casbah!!!!

Ho Ho Ho!!!!!! 07-01-2010

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I can't believe how nasty ppl can be? Labour is the party that saved the UK from the Tories, if it wasnt for them yould all be in a lot worse position.

We've had 12 years of prosperity and growth and Gordon Brown is the only one who can bring us out of the horrible mess we're in now.

Vote for Labour so that we can continue the mission in helping Britain grow

Karen Jennings 07-01-2010

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I'm going to vote Labour again just to see the country descend into chaos aha ahahhaha!!!!

Jimson D 07-01-2010

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Go Gordo!!!!We want another four years of your useless gov and your ugly face!! Go on make our day!!!!

FirstBlood 07-01-2010

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Excellent article it had me in fits of laughter. The Squib has done it again.

I like you guys want to see another Labour term so that this country can wake up to their utter stupidity by voting these numpties in in the first place.

Roy 07-01-2010

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Brown is putting his personal ego above the well being of the country and his party.
He should call a GE immediately if he had any guts...bet he won't tho...he never got the job in the first place by being elected so hes going to hang on for as long as possible

LSEboy 07-01-2010

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