Michelle Obama Tells Hillary Clinton to "Lay Off My Husband"

July 1st, 2008

by Rezko Auchi

Hillary and Barack together in Unity

UNITY - New Hampshire - Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama have been getting too close for comfort according to Michelle Obama as of late.

The pictures tell a thousand stories, and seem to implicate the two Democrat senators of colluding in more ways than one. You only have to look at the wistful look of love blossoming when Hillary gazes into Barack's eyes and the subtle smiles the two have for each other.

United States of Lust

Was it all a game? The in-fighting for the primaries looked so realistic, yet looking at these two now you would think they had been lovers for years. The two are spending increasingly long hours together on Barack's election tour bus planning the Democratic campaign against John McCain.

Yesterday at a rally in Milwaukee Hillary gently brushed her hand across Barack's thigh whilst he looked at her with a longing that betrayed the fire burning in his loins.

A Washington Post reporter was shocked to see the blatant disregard for the cameras or anyone else for that matter: "Nothing else seemed to matter for these two. It was as if they were in a sea alone and did not care even though the sea is full of sharks, if you know what I mean," Barbara Schlieissinger wrote in her weekly column.

"Hillary had not had sex for decades but Obama has rekindled the fire in her soul. She is a new woman. I've seen her blushing and glowing with joy after her tour bus liaisons. She is flushed and ready to sing to the crowds like a woman possessed," Alan Huffington a reporter for Unities local TV station WMUR9 exclaimed.

Feeling the Heat

Obama's election tour bus is sometimes seen rocking in the evenings after everyone else has gone home. Maybe this is because of Obama's gruelling exercise regime that he has been ordered to undergo.

Indeed, love seems to have some boundaries and their collective spouses. Bill and Michelle seem to be locked out in the winter blizzards of exclusion. Bill, who is too busy 'balls-deep' amongst the mountain of political groupies that follow his every move, is not bothered by his wife's affections for Barack. He simply turns a blind eye as she has done for him for many years. In fact, Bill is happy that his wife is finally off his back and she is free to roam free amongst the wolves so to speak.

Michelle Obama is a different story altogether and does not hold the nonchalance of Bill Clinton. Her fits of rage are legendary and she is such a control freak that she even ensures what style underpants Barack wears every day as well as what he is allowed to do or say when he comes home every night.

Obama campaign staffers have witnessed Michelle's fiery temper towards him as she slaps his head on the election tour bus when he does not get a question right during interview rehearsals.

"I've seen her go up to Obama and spank his head like it was going out of fashion, but he just takes it when she does it in front of all the staffers and campaigners. It can be disconcerting, to say the least. One time he got a question wrong while we were rehearsing and she came up to him and kicked him in the groin. It was shameful to watch," Jenny Hatskins, an Obama campaigner, told Fox News.

Barack Obama has had enough of his domineering wife and may have defected for this very reason.

The Democrats are truly united at the moment and it seems that love is blossoming amongst their ranks once again. While the Republicans are known as the War Party the Democrats are known as the Love Party.

The United States may for the first time in its short history have a President and Vice-President team that conduct business from bed. That would be a truly momentous story for the historians to write about in the future.

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Hillary is 1 hottt MILF and I can see why BHO wants a piece of the hot honky booty...y'all gotta agree! SSSSSsssssizzle!

Gza 03-07-2008

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This story is typical media distortion and totally unbelieveble. It is just the salacious innuendo of a possible black man-white woman liason with no evidence. It also shows how US culture is saturated with sexual interest in spite of its basic puritanism that would be shunned as relevant in European countries. The connection to Michelle Obama is even more clearly a stereotype of the domineering black woman, with no evidence that she is angry about any alleged affair between Bam and Hill.

Don't you have something more serious to do in terms of political analysis than to spread such

Ann Ferguson 02-07-2008

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once u go BLACK u never go BACK!!!!11

Hillary likes black meat..we're da biggest!!!

Detroit Rap City 02-07-2008

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lmfaooooooooo this one crazy story.

keke 01-07-2008

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