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Why Social Networking Has Been Best Tool for Criminals and Governments
WASHINGTON DC - USA - Once upon a time it used to be quite hard for the government and criminals to get private data from individuals, nowadays the information gleaned from...


Obama: "British Should Apologise for American Built...
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LOUISIANA - USA - The American company that built and owns the Deepwater Horizon rig, Transocean, as well as another American company, Halliburton were today...
Israeli PM Says British Mass Murderer Derrick Bird Was...
Israeli PM Says British Mass Murderer Derrick Bird Was...

CUMBRIA - England - Israeli prime minister, Binyamin Netanyahu, has defended the British mass murderer who killed 12 people in cold blood on Wednesday as...

Al Gore Satanic Heavy Metal Fetish Cited in Tipper Gore...
Al Gore Satanic Heavy Metal Fetish Cited in Tipper Gore...

NASHVILLE - USA - Al Gore would rock out to 'satanic' heavy metal bands and perform rituals in the family home, divorce lawyers for ex-wife Tipper Gore have...
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Daily Squib Reader Offer: Luxury Cruises Off Coast of Israel

INTERNATIONAL WATERS - Mediterranean Sea - The Daily Squib is offering every reader an offer they can't refuse. How about a luxury cruise along the Israeli...

Thanks For Nothing Gordon Brown
Thanks For Nothing Gordon Brown

LONDON - England - As the unelected imposter in chief prepares to leave Downing Street for the last time, the country is bracing itself for the many years of...

US Invades Oil Slick in Gulf of Mexico
US Invades Oil Slick in Gulf of Mexico

WASHINGTON DC - USA - President Obama today gave the go ahead for troops and navy vessels to invade the millions of gallons of oil in the Gulf of Mexico.

Lady GaGa to Present Amputated Leg to Lucky Fan
Lady GaGa to Present Amputated Leg to Lucky Fan

LOS ANGELES - USA - After having her leg spectacularly amputated for art, the pop star Lady GaGa is to present the preserved appendage to one of her fans after...
Lady GaGa's New Look...
Lady GaGa's New Look...

LOS ANGELES - USA - The bizarre American pop starlet, Lady GaGa, astounded fans and TV audiences Friday when she announced that she has had one of...
Unite Union Suspected...
Unite Union Suspected...

REYKJAVIK - Iceland - It has been discovered that a contingent of Unite union...
'Unite' Union to Change...
'Unite' Union to Change...

SCUNTHORPE - England - The Unite union which is responsible for the destruction...
British Airways Plans to...
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LONDON - England - In a master stroke idea that is set to smash the strike by...
Gordon Brown: "Why...
Gordon Brown:

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British Airways Staff to be Handcuffed to Trolleys
British Airways Staff to be Handcuffed to Trolleys

LONDON - England - In a bid to stop BA cabin crew from striking or trying to escape, British Airways managers are planning on having the crew handcuffed to...

Oil Futures to Surge as Obama's General Petraeus Plans Iran...
Oil Futures to Surge as Obama's General Petraeus Plans Iran...

WASHINGTON DC - USA - Long term oil futures have been rising steadily because of the Obama administration's plans to invade Iran.



Urgent Order from Comrade Brown to Support Latest X Factor...
Urgent Order from Comrade Brown to Support Latest X Factor...

GRIMLEY - England - Unelected leader of the British Soviet people, Comrade Brown today urged proles to buy more albums promoting another one of Commissar...

Urgent Climate Change Communique from Comrade Brown
Urgent Climate Change Communique from Comrade Brown

COPENHAGEN - Denmark - Supreme unelected Soviet leader, comrade Brown, today reiterated to the communist State of Europe's people that it is very important to...
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LONDON - England - In a bid to increase productivity during the recession, politicians have ordered scientists and mathematicians to find a way of sticking an...

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LONDON - England - Billionaire sweat shop owner, Sir Philip Green, has been appointed by the PM to review government spending.

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