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Lactating HIV+ Trans Male Who Identifies as Non-Binary Female Cat Donates Milk
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Useful Idiot Jeremy Hunt Saving Spending War Chest For Labour to Spend
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Thank You Jeremy Hunt: UK Officially Enters Recession
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How Russia Went From Communism to Fascism
MOSCOW - Russia - The intolerant and totalitarian Russian regime exhibits the key characteristics of fascism.
Prosecutors Charged Trump Because He is an “elderly man WITHOUT a poor memory.”
WASHINGTON D.C.- USA - In America, if you are an elderly with a poor memory, you get away with murder, but if you are an elderly man without a poor memory, you will be prosecuted.
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Happy Bishop: “The Churches Have Never Been More Full”
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Why Food Costs Increasing? ESG, EU, WEF Climate Agenda War on Farmers
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Joe Biden Memory: “I Don’t Remember Pressing the Red Button”
WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - The Joe Biden memory loss is so great that he did not even remember when he served as vice president or when his son, Bo died.