Celebrity Rapist on the Loose

September 27th, 2009

by Brucie

Only a few people know who the celebrity rapist is but because of their silence he is free to strike again

LONDON - England - British celebrities were racked with fear today after it was revealed that a celebrity rapist is at large and can strike at any moment.

According to ex-glamour model, Jordan, there is a celebrity rapist at large and swimming around the Z-list circuit.

"He's a rapist and can strike at any given moment. I can't reveal his name though but if you get raped by him you might find out who he is," Katie Price aka Jordan told a scrum of tabloid reporters who she had invited into her house to film her morning toilet session.

The celebrity rapist has 'allegedly' struck more than once and is keen to repeat his raping.

Inspector Knacka from Scotland Yard's Sex Crime Unit told the BBC: "We have reason to believe that there is a celebrity rapist on the loose and it is only a matter of time before he strikes again. Luckily for most of the country, the rapist only rapes Z-list celebrities of which there are only about 200,000, so the rest of the nation can rest assured that they are safe from being violently raped by this celebrity rapist.

"If anyone is raped by the celebrity rapist who is protected by Katie Price, please will they ring a police station and give a description of the rapist so that they can be caught and put in prison once and for all."

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