JOHANNESBURG – South Africa - Nelson Mandela has passed into unknown territory.... Full story
LONDON - England - George Osborne has outlined his plan for citizens of the UK to have a vastly extended retirement age.... Full story
WASHINGTON D.C. - USA - Obama is eager to introduce Martial Law across the United States.... Full story
CAPE TOWN - South Africa - Thousands of Amazon drones were spotted over the city today in a drone nuisance after losing their way from North America.... Full story
LONDON - England - Residents of Highgate, North London were alerted today after a local man found a Bulgarian under his sofa.... Full story
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