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New Video Ad: Paris Hilton Supports DrillingAugust 6th, 2008
by Cuthbert Benson
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LOS ANGELES - CA - Paris Hilton fights back against the McCain ads with one of her own.
The dumb princess
of 'celebuturd' blandness and stupidity has appeared in her own advert
denigrating John McCain. Paris(ite) reads her autocue very well during
the advert and looks like she understands what she is being told to say.
In
the Paris advert, she is seen to denigrate John McCain's age and remark
that she herself is "hot". She then reads out a statement about energy
policy written by someone else wherein she supports drilling offshore.
"Paris
Hilton says she supports drilling. Hell, I bet she does. She has her
puss drilled by thousands of guys every year. She has every STD under
the sun and her putrefying prolapse makes for ugly viewing. Of course
the loose whore is all for drilling, I heard the pope is catholic too!"
a McCain supporter remarked whilst being interviewed on CNN.
Paris
who has been dogged with genital syphilis and herpes for the past few
years, did not show any obvious signs of blistering around her mouth
during the filming process. She also did not showcase her size 14 feet
for the cameras this time.
"We covered up the open sores around
her mouth with makeup and also used CGI retouching techniques to smooth
the video images out. I think there are a few frames where you see one
of her sores popping but it's only for a millisecond or two," Jenny
Mancino, chief makeup artist on set told Fox News on Tuesday.
Paris Hilton is the benefactor of the Hollywood Gonorrhea Syphilis Herpes STD Foundation
based in Beverly Hills and regularly conducts fundraising events in
local massage parlours in Hollywood.
Her video which cost a cool $345,000 to make and was funded by her mother Kathy Hilton has been an internet hit.
"McCain
has made a big mistake by screwing with the Hiltons. The Paris Hilton family are now
going to spend alot of money making stupid ads and releasing them to
the public. Does he have no shame for what he has done to us? Does he
have no idea of the avalanche of ignorant brainless celebuturd shit he
has unleashed that will come from the heinous clan of Hiltons?" a
distraught Los Angeles resident, Miles Redrum, 34, has remarked.
"The
stupid ignorant insular world of the uneducated moron that is Paris is
one of vacuity and self-indulgent shallow vanity with no redeeming
features whatsoever. Her putrid materialistic life is a waste of time
and space. Her horrid existence fuelled by greed and waste is an afront
to any form of chrestomathic knowledge.
Paris is a pustulating boil on the arse of humanity, a stain on the
toilet tissue of culture, a mediocre brain fart in the 'anals' of
history. She is a shameful blight on the Hilton name," Barron Hilton,
80, Paris' grandfather who cut her from his fortune remarked on Tuesday.
One can only hope that the world is spared her rotten maladorous
futility and she does us all a favour and drives her Bentley under a
truck one day whilst swigging from a bottle of cheap champagne.
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