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COVENTRY - England - Britain's Got Talent judges and the British public have been astounded by the latest piece of massive talent to come out of our great nation -- Mary Bale.


Mel Gibson in Post Production for Next Film "Lethal...
Mel Gibson in Post Production for Next Film

LOS ANGELES - USA - Mel Gibson is in the throes of finalising filming for his next installment of the Lethal Mouth series, Hollywood insiders have disclosed.
Mel Gibson Going Out With Octomom?
Mel Gibson Going Out With Octomom?

LOS ANGELES - USA - Troubled Hollywood icon, Mel Gibson was photographed with the world famous Octomom in Hollywood yesterday.

World Celebrates South African Decision to Jail Paris Hilton
World Celebrates South African Decision to Jail Paris Hilton

PORT ELIZABETH - South Africa - All across the world, there have been mass parties and celebrations after the sleazy vapid American socialite, Paris Hilton,...
Daily Squib World Cup Offer Giving Away Free Vuvuzela CD to...
Daily Squib World Cup Offer Giving Away Free Vuvuzela CD to...

LONDON - England - Every lucky Daily Squib reader can now get their own eagerly awaited FREE vuvuzela album simply by phoning our dedicated telephone number.

Americans Get to Keep Moron
Americans Get to Keep Moron

LOS ANGELES - USA - Disgraced former Mirror editor, Piers Moron has flown to America to speak with TV executives on possibly replacing Larry King on CNN.

Evil BP Chief to Star in Hollywood Blockbuster
Evil BP Chief to Star in Hollywood Blockbuster

LOUISIANA - USA - Studio executives for Warner Bros have flown down to the oil disaster area to recruit the English CEO of BP after seeing him on television...

Iron Woman 2: Sequel Thrills Film Fans with 3D Ironing...
Iron Woman 2: Sequel Thrills Film Fans with 3D Ironing...

LOS ANGELES - USA - Iron Woman 2, the sequel to the 2008 blockbuster, Iron Woman, has wowed film audiences all over the world with astounding shots of...
New Irish Robin Hood...
New Irish Robin Hood...

LOS ANGELES - USA - The 50th remake of the famous Robin Hood franchise has been touted as a great success by film studio accountants after bumper...
Man Blows Brains Out at...
Man Blows Brains Out at...

LIVERPOOL - England - The audience and judges at the Britain's Got Talent show...
Whitney Houston's Voice...
Whitney Houston's Voice...

BIRMINGHAM - England - With a voice that can crack windows, ex-crack addict...
Hollywood: Remakes of...
Hollywood: Remakes of...

HOLLYWOOD - USA - Harold Weisner, is the producer for the third remake of last...
Tom Cruise's Lawyers...
Tom Cruise's Lawyers...

LOS ANGELES - USA - Tom Cruise's lawyers have congratulated the Puerto Rican...


Liam Gallagher to have Woman's Breast Surgically Sewn onto...
Liam Gallagher to have Woman's Breast Surgically Sewn onto...

LONDON - England - Oasis frontman and Neanderthal extraordinaire, Liam Gallagher is set to have a woman's mammary gland surgically sewn onto his head, the...

Ed Balls Sings Castrato at Lambeth Council Meeting
Ed Balls Sings Castrato at Lambeth Council Meeting

LONDON - England - Labour MP and cabinet minister, Ed Balls, stunned a local council meeting when he started to sing in a high-pitched castrato voice after...



Celebrity Full Body Scanner Porn Hits Internet
Celebrity Full Body Scanner Porn Hits Internet

LONDON - England - Ever wondered what the Queen's tits look like, or how about Terry Wogan's todger? Well, now you can log onto the internet and see for...

First 3D Porn Movie Starring Roseanne Barr Causes Audience...
First 3D Porn Movie Starring Roseanne Barr Causes Audience...

ALABAMA - USA - Sophisticated polarised 3D cameras have filmed the world's first porn movie with footage that has mesmerised audiences with its realism.
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Heather Mills to Star in 'Dancing on...
Heather Mills to Star in 'Dancing on...

LONDON - England - The lying fantasist and gold-digger,...
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Cameron Fed Up With Blue People Wants...
Cameron Fed Up With Blue People Wants...

LOS ANGELES - USA - 'Avatar' director James Cameron has...
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New FBI Files Reveal Michael Jackson...
New FBI Files Reveal Michael Jackson...

LOS ANGELES - USA - Conspiracy theorists were vindicated...
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Amy Winehouse to have Muzzle Surgically...

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Britney Spears Mimes in the Shower as...

LOS ANGELES - USA - Miming pop star, Britney...

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Katie Price Received Daily Brain Botox...

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Peter Andre and Jordan to be Shot Up...

BRUSSELS - Belgium - Finally, an EU directive...

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McDonald's Restaurants to Open at the...

PARIS - France - In a move that may put many...

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Bill Clinton Coached David Letterman...

NEW YORK - USA - Ex-Late Show producer, Ernie...

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Celebrity Rapist on the Loose

LONDON - England - British celebrities were...

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Bimbo Band Member Leaves as Another...

LONDON - England - There was shock and dismay in...

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Lindsay Lohan Coughs Up Furball in...

LOS ANGELES - USA - The actress was dining at the...

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Katie Price Does Not Want to Talk About...

ESSEX - England - Ex-glamour model Katie Price,...

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Jack Tweed's Roast Duck Recipe Does Not...

LONDON - England - Jack Tweed has been cooking up...

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Michael Jackson Museum to Display...

LOS ANGELES - USA - Amongst the famous white...

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The Demise of Nu-Labour's Mascot Noel...

LONDON - England - Just like Nu-Labour's...

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3D Hollywood Movies Still Crap

LOS ANGELES - USA - It's just the same old...

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Kerry Leaves Six Kilo Cocaine Bag at...

WARRINGTON - Cheshire - Kerry Katona was today...

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Youths Attack Ugly Dog Prize Winner

HADLEY WOOD - England - One of Britain's ugliest...

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Hillary Clinton to Star in Hollywood...

LOS ANGELES - USA - Hillary Clinton has been cast...

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Shortage of Makeup Artists Causing...

LONDON - England - Britain's entertainment...

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Oasis to Support Ricky Martin for...

MIAMI - USA - American pop star, Ricky Martin,...

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British 'Falling Off Balcony Season'...

BENIDORM - Spain - The Brit Balcony Jumping...

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Surgeons to Give Madonna New Arms

NEW YORK - USA - American pop star Madonna is set...

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DLP Beat UK Pop Chart Competition

LONDON - England - X Factor runners-up DLP have...

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Model Katie Price to Release New Album

ESSEX - England - Record bosses were preparing...

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Revealed: "Kelly Osbourne Ate My...

LOS ANGELES - USA - A distraught Hollywood...

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Muslim Convert Jackson Got It Wrong :...

LOS ANGELES - USA - There are rumours circulating...

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Washed Up Glamour Model Washes Up on...

BENIDORM - Spain - Britain's top model, Jordan,...

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Madonna to Adopt Stevie Wonder

LOS ANGELES - USA - Madonna has adopted musician...

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Palin: 'Hunting Season for Lettermans...

WASILLA - USA - Sarah Palin, the Republican...

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All Aboard the Paris Train

LOS ANGELES - USA - Paris Hilton is to open her...

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Exclusive Footage of Amy Winehouse...

GARRAND - St Lucia - Famous pop starlet Amy...

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More Chance of Getting Amy Winehouse to...

LONDON - England - Wacko Jacko fans today were...

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Amy Winehouse Slips on Banana Peel...

ROSEAU - St Lucia - According to tabloid reports,...

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Amy Winehouse to be Fitted with Muzzle

CORINTHE - St Lucia - Amy Winehouse is to be...
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Lily Allen May Quit Music Industry

LONDON - England - There has been sadness and...
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Madonna to Adopt Bungling Italian PM...

STRASBOURG - France - Pop hack, Madonna, who is...
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Madonna Prepares to Buy Malawi After...

LILONGWE - Malawi - Jilted adoptee, Madonna has...
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G20 Celebration Mascot Finally Revealed

LONDON - England - Party-goers and fun-seekers...
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Palace Revises Prince Philip Royal...

LONDON - England - Buckingham Palace has been...
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Jade Goody is Dead

ESSEX - England - Jade Goody has died. She passed...

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Posh Spice Swallows Pea in Dinner Drama

LOS ANGELES - USA - Victoria Beckham was today...

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Max Clifford Announces Jade Goody...

ESSEX - England - Preparations are under way for...

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Tweed: "I Was Absolutely...

ESSEX - England - Jack Tweed said he feared the...

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Jade Goody May Have to be Moved From...

LONDON - England - Jade Goody, the celebrity Big...

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"It's Britney Bitches!"

NEW ORLEANS - USA - Britney Spears is back and...

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Jade Goody Has Operation to Remove...

LONDON - England - Celebrity reality show star,...

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Jade Goody Tribute Video Big Internet...

ESSEX - England - Amongst the professional...

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Max Clifford to Represent University...

LONDON - England - PR Supremo, Max Clifford is...

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Michael Jackson to Star in Thriller...

LOS ANGELES - USA - The King of Pop has been...

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Captured on Camera: Madonna Meets Up...

NEW YORK - USA - The 56 year old grandmother,...

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Christian Bale Yoga Instructional Video...

LOS ANGELES - USA - Christian Bale, the actor and...

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Nude Madonna Photo to be Auctioned

NEW YORK - USA - A nude photograph of Madonna is...

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Hotel Guests Emergency Airlift from...

The Cap Estate - ST LUCIA - Approximately 650...

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Twenty-Fifth Tintin Book Discovered

BRUSSELS - Belgium - Hergé's indomitable heroes...

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Britney Spears to Release New Raw...

LAS VEGAS - USA - Celebrated songstress, Britney...

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Shock as BBC Joke Does Not Cause Mass...

LONDON - England - There was shock across the...

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Uncovered: Perez Hilton Masquerading as...

CHICAGO - USA - Detectives working for the...

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Paris Hilton to Have Size 16 Feet...

LOS ANGELES - USA - Surgeons at UCLA Hospital...

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Unknown 'Celebrity' Wins Another...

CANBERRA - Australia - An unknown celebrity won...

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Wendy Melvoin and Lisa Coleman's Fury...

LOS ANGELES - USA - Wendy Melvoin and Lisa...

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President Obama to Appear on MTV Cribs...

WASHINGTON DC - USA - When he's not pimpin' his...

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Kate Moss to Join Eastenders Cast

LONDON - England - Kate Moss the ex-model and...

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Jonathan Ross Accepts Reverse Charge...

LONDON - England - "Don't mention the...

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Shock: Russell Brand Had Sex With Young...

LONDON - England - There was shock over the whole...

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Amy Winehouse to Host Special Halloween...

LONDON - England - Pop starlet, Amy Winehouse is...

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Jade Goody: "Why My Cancer Was...

ESSEX - England - Tabloid newspapers have been...

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Madonna to Adopt New Husband in Africa

LONDON - England - Pop star, Madonna is to adopt...

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Senior Citizen Attacks Beauty Pageant...

WASILLA - USA - Chaos descended today on the Miss...

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Amy Winehouse to Star in Female Version...

MIAMI - USA - Casting directors working for the...
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