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Massive Investigation After England Wins a Cricket Match
LONDON - England - Lords cricket ground was at the centre of a massive investigation by the International Cricket Council after the England team's spectacular win yesterday.


Swarms of Giant Bees Attacking South African World Cup...
Swarms of Giant Bees Attacking South African World Cup...

CAPE TOWN - South Africa - Millions of noisy angry African bees have been attracted to the stadiums where the world cup games are being held, South African...

England Goalie Outdone by American Oil Slick
England Goalie Outdone by American Oil Slick

RUSTENBERG - South Africa - English goalkeeper, Rob Green, was outdone by a treacherous American oil strike on goal yesterday.

South African World Cup Mugging Season Set to Begin
South African World Cup Mugging Season Set to Begin

JOHANNESBURG - South Africa - Armed robbers, carjackers, muggers and an assortment of generally nasty sorts are gearing up for a major influx of rich football...

Tiger Woods Finally Cured of Sex Addiction
Tiger Woods Finally Cured of Sex Addiction

FLORIDA - USA - The serial philanderer and boinking golfing ace, Tiger Woods has been finally cured of his so-called sex addictions, one of his spokesmen...

Footballer's Wife Tearfully Reunited With Footballer's...
Footballer's Wife Tearfully Reunited With Footballer's...

MAGALUF - Spain - An England footballer's wife was tearfully reunited with her estranged husband's wallet today much to the dismay of the world's media.

Footballer Sleeps With Own Girlfriend
Footballer Sleeps With Own Girlfriend

LONDON - England - The footballer, who wished to remain anonymous, was said to have spent the night with his own girlfriend sometime last week, news reports...

Footballer Sleeps With Other Footballer's Girlfriend
Footballer Sleeps With Other Footballer's Girlfriend

LONDON - England - There was shock in the world of football as it was discovered that a footballer slept with another footballer's girlfriend.

Andy Murray Swallows...
Andy Murray Swallows...

MELBOURNE - Australia - The Rod Laver Arena was treated to a stonking grand slam final with Scot tennis supremo, Andy Murray, who swallowed a whole...

How 50 Per Cent Tax Rise...
How 50 Per Cent Tax Rise...

LONDON - England - Labour's punitive draconian tax rules could ensure the first...

Tiger Woods to Star in...
Tiger Woods to Star in...

LOS ANGELES - USA - Disgraced golfer, Tiger Woods is set to hang up his golfing...

Tiger Woods to Take Break...
Tiger Woods to Take Break...

FLORIDA - USA - Champion golfer, Tiger Woods, is to take a brief break from...

Tiger Woods Visits O.J....
Tiger Woods Visits O.J....

LOVELOCK - USA - Fallen golf star, Tiger Woods, today visited another fallen...



Ricky Hatton to Join Labour Party Leadership Contest
Ricky Hatton to Join Labour Party Leadership Contest

MANCHESTER - England - Conservative party shadow cabinet members were licking their lips at the prospect of another serious contender entering the Labour...

Prince Harry Follows Father's Footsteps on Polo Field
Prince Harry Follows Father's Footsteps on Polo Field

LONDON - England - Prince Harry has decided to follow in his father's footsteps by taking up the equestrian sport of Polo.



Pakistan: "Anyone for Cricket?"
Pakistan:

LAHORE - Pakistan - The Cricket World Cup got off to a cracking start yesterday with a volley of shots that had the crowd overawed with wonder.

Golf In Iraq Now Most Popular Sport
Golf In Iraq Now Most Popular Sport

NAJAF - Iraq - According to the Iraqi Ministry of Sport and Culture, Golf has been adopted by the Iraqis as the countries most popular game.

US Ganja Olympics Underway After...
US Ganja Olympics Underway After...

MIAMI - USA - The United States has been gripped with bong...


Dubya to Play In World Champion US...
Dubya to Play In World Champion US...

WASHINGTON DC - USA - President George W Bush has been...

'Ladies and Gentlemen — We Got Him!' -...
'Ladies and Gentlemen — We Got Him!' -...

LAS VEGAS - USA - Justice has finally found OJ Simpson...

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LOS ANGELES - CA - Russell Brand, the almost...

Olympic Torch May be Banned from Beijing

BEIJING - China - There are serious fears that...

Beijing Olympic Flame Arrives in Tibet

LHASA - Tibet - The Chinese Olympic flame arrived...

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LONDON - England - Pop star Madonna has been in...

China Unveils New Olympic Event

BEIJING - China - The 2008 Olympics will have a...

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BEIJING - China - The Chinese Olympic swimming...

New Extreme Sport: Waterboarding...

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