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Scientists Prove Jesus Walked with Dinosaurs

February 22nd, 2008
by Moses Rosenberg
3.5 / 5 (137 Votes)


Jesus riding a dinosaur
PETERSBURG - Kentucky - A panel of prominent scientists and paleontologists have discovered new groundbreaking evidence that Jesus walked with dinosaurs.


Jesus and his disciples walked with dinosaurs 2000 years ago and the earth and universe are only 10,000 years old.

Independent scientists funded by the Christian Neocon Church of Kentucky have also discovered that Adam and Eve wore fashionable garments given by God. This goes against the grain of the popular belief that they wore leaves over their genitalia in the Garden of Eden.

These are just some of the myriad of facts which have now been discovered to be true by the Scientists working in tandem with archeologists all over America.

Evolution Myth

Professor Alan Johnsons from the University of Mobile, Alabama says: "Blasphemers and evolutionists deny the fact that humans and dinosaurs coexisted. This is not the true Christian path that God and Jesus wrote
Image courtesy Monty Propps
about.

"Children and adults outside of America are indoctrinated with the false 'belief' that man did not co-exist with dinosaurs starting from early childhood with books that teach it.  It's reinforced in their school systems, the media and the entertainment industry.

"God wrote in the Bible that he created humans and dinosaurs on the same day. Jesus walked and talked with dinosaurs. He even had one as a pet sometimes - an Agilisaurus which he kept in his Carpentry workshop. We have eyewitness accounts and scientific evidence about this, folks, and it's all in the Bible."

The scientific study was not only all encompassing with profound discoveries in three continents, but also took over twenty years of research to finally come up with definitive answers to everything.

George W Bush has even been named patron of the Creationist movement and was last year honoured at Kentucky Fry University with a Masters in Young Earth Studies.

The University at Kentucky Fry has also discovered dinosaur footprints dated 2000 years ago alongside the footprints of man. This incredible discovery alone is enough to cement the theory.

It is hardcore discoveries like this and a dinosaur claw mark on the Turin Shroud which have proved evolutionists are wrong in every way.

More Great Bible Facts

- Jesus had pale white skin with blonde hair and blue eyes and this endeared him to his pet Agilisaurus.

- There is evidence to suggest that Jesus and his disciples had mullet haircuts.

- The disciples of the Messiah would often travel on the backs of large flying dinosaurs similar to the Rhambphorhynchus Anurognathus on their way to the sea of Galilee. The large flying reptile Pterosaurs are also mentioned from the teachings of the Lord Jesus Christ Himself when speaking with Nicodemus (Jn. 3:14).

- Noah's Ark carried many dinosaurs including the Tyrannosaurus Rex and Brachiosaurus as well as tiny insects and bugs.

- Adam saved Eve from being eaten by a Carnotaurus one day and was rewarded with intercourse. This is how the human race initially multiplied.

- Only Americans who believe in Jesus walking with dinosaurs will be taken up to be with him and all his friends in heaven when the Rapture comes.


According to a 2001 Gallup poll, about 59% of Americans believe that "God created humans and dinosaurs pretty much in their present form at one time within the last 10,000 years or so."

Another 27% believe that "Human beings have developed over millions of years from less advanced forms of life, but God guided this process." Only 14% believe that "human beings have developed over millions of years from less advanced forms of life, but God had no part in this process."

Don't forget to visit the Creation Museum in Kentucky which realistically brings the pages of the Bible to life. Designed by a former Universal Studios exhibit director, the museum is an informative haven for the whole family.
 

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what are you saying Who made up this crap?

You are so wrong 02-04-2010
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Wonderfully insightful and well documented research. The bibliography and the copious footnotes were truly convincing. I have visited the museum and I believe that it contains the finest and most complete collection of equine coprolites known to man. Powerful.

Go Along Jones 11-03-2010
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does god really walkingwith dinosaurs when did it happen.is there any proof for it in holy bible.

ch.gopi 11-03-2010
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There is scientific proof that the earth is flat (the moon landing was staged) and that we were also seeded by an alien race.

We need to factor these elements of truth as well. Why doesn't Fox News cover this? I cannot trust Fox News anymore after all these years.

James Randolph 19-02-2010
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Ok folks I understand you have your beliefs but you also have a mind and while god may be your saviour, man is your brother and are you not supposed to provide help and love to the lost? Yet all i hear is the liars shall burn in hell. Why is someone a liar when using Carbon Dating, a process which holds constant in the break down of any material. Material which god has created and thus himself created the scientific process. Use the love of the bible to help improve your live's and those of others not to perch yourself on a holy pedestal while telling everyone else they are wrong and deserve to burn. Show us why you are correct and if you can't without simply referencing a bible quote or providing vague unproved information don't be surprised when the curiosity god gave us makes us

Darwin 10-02-2010
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LOLS IT WAS A JESUSSARUS REX THAT TERRORIZED FLORIDA

tim 02-02-2010
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Where do you get your facts from? I think that the idea that the earth and universe are the same age let alone only 10 000 years old is a load of rubbish.. It doesnt surprise me that scientists funded by a church would find church-related results and facts that promote the bible.. If Jesus indeed did walk with the dinosaurs and not run for cover, why would he be holding a vicious meat eating velociraptor? its like the pope swimming in the sea and petting a Great White shark.. the shark doesnt care who he is.. and he will bite. I pray that one day all will be revealed within enough time for people that believe this rubbish to enjoy life without these magnificant lies. Cheers.

Brendo007 18-01-2010
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I am so happy that this website is publishing the truth for all to see.

Not only did Jesus Walk with Dinosaurs, he came to the continental United States with some errant Egyptians, wandered around careful not to leave ANY archeological evidence, then left Gold Plates for the finding by Joseph Smith. Joseph Smith was a true prophet (*or was it profit?*) and led the way to a new religion not based on virgin birth.

Mohammedan Amadan Hamdi 09-11-2009
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What do you do when your daughter is pregnant and claims she hasn't slept with anyone? ...

Start a religion.

wlko 30-05-2009
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I think it isn't funny at all to scoff at other people just because they have such a weird mythology. If Greeks had their monsters and stuff, why don't let the fundies have their own ones? It must be pretty annoying trusting so much that your superstition is the only and true one, while all other beliefs are at least as realistic as yours. They are much cooler, though.

After all, not only erudite philosophers have the right to fabricate a religion, ignorant shepherds have it too, and these last ones usually didn't know a shit about science when they made it up. You've no right to force now the believers to deal with the big mistakes of the founders of the club, because their illiteracy isn't fundies' fault.

Let's let them have fun.

Fer 17-05-2009
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Religion is just for people who don't understand science....

Jack 16-05-2009
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There may have been dinosaurs alive at the time of Christ, indeed, there may have been a few still alive even a few hundred years ago, but it's would be hard to find one alive today if not impossible. As far as having Jesus with a dinosaur as a pet : may I remind you they would have been classified as impure and by the law of Moses would be avoided... Besides, these animals natural habitat would be far from the humans. Jesus and disciples on Pterodactyles...: Give me a break!!! It would be mentioned in many historian writings as a serious event. How would you get one of these birds to do that... by droping bread crumps every morning in front of your window!! Believe in the Lord but drop the stupidities like saying that only belivers in Christ with dinosaurs will be saved. This is for

Luc 14-02-2009
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Y'all don't no NUTHIN! My cousin Jim Pete sez they found a dinosaur skeleton with a King James bible carved out of stone tablets, and also a confederate battle flag. Dug that sucker out of a tar pit in Jefferson county. Don't y'all tell me Jim Pete is a liar, you's the liar. Y'all scientists don't know squat! THE SOUTH WILL RISE!!!!!11

Bubba 01-05-2008
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I think it is a fascinating commentary on the adaptability and sheer sheepleness of the human species, that they can be conditioned to believe any of many religions. They just have to be born into it.

RockstarDragon 25-03-2008
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I use to believe in Christ and all that is good in the world. Then I found out that this whole time I was not hearing the word as it was spoken. It has been said to me that God watches from a great distance, and has no interest in our day to day needs. Huh...I thought he was a personal god. Well, people going to the same church as I do, tell me different. Wow, how could I have been so blind and naive.
Oh well, doesn't matter now. I know the truth. Now I can move on with my life, not worrying about if anyone really cares if I live or die. Thank you.

nowiknowthetruthisnot 23-03-2008
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I speak to God and Jesus every day. So i'm qualified to tell yall. Just like our commander in chief George W Bush I am also dedicated in bringing the message of God ot the peoples of this nation and earth. Stand up and rejoice brthren for we are the true inheritors of this earh. It is written in the gospels how the earth was created by God in 7 days. First he created the light, and then there was sound, and then there was air and then some trees and then there was man and then he created woman and dinosaurs too

Luke, Utah 14-03-2008
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uh yeah...remember Raptor jesus?

Anon 14-03-2008
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Shadenfreude always provides the best comedy.

dave 14-03-2008
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Jesus walking with Raptor's is as believable as The Life of Brian meets Godzilla.

Only Americans could distort the Holy Word of GOD to such an extent. EVIL, EVIL, EVIL!!!

When the Raptor comes it will be because of genetic manipulation NOT because Jesus or his friends were ever waiting for it to return.

Oldster 13-03-2008
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so. how come the dinosaurs went extinct and people didnt? how come we have fossils millions of years old?

has no one noticed. that this research was FUNDED by CHRISTIANS?

Anonymous 13-03-2008
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St. Paul, in 1 Thessalonians 5:1-11 tells us that Jesus is gonna come back in the near future. Y'all gonna see the power of the Rature and true beleivers in Christ our Lord and savior. Jesus walked with dinosaurs only 2000 years ago, the scientist lyers may they burn in hell fire and damnation for going against the word of God with their evolution Lyes!!!! Mark 13:26-27: "And then shall they see the Son of man coming in the clouds with great power and glory. And then shall he send his angels, and shall gather together his elect from the four winds, from the uttermost part of the earth to the uttermost part of heaven."

Zacharius 13-03-2008
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Wow, TRUTH, you must be the life of the party eh?

0_o 12-03-2008
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atleast Christians can laugh at themselves, the muslims can't.

Dobbie 25-02-2008
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Will you be taking a shot at Islam, now you've aimed at Christianity?

Wetherby 25-02-2008
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Baloney- yes the Earth is only 10-12,000 years old. Yes, people and dinosaurs lived together. But only a few fossils or dinosaur bones have been found in Jerusalem Therefore, Jesus only hung out with a few dinosaurs before they went extinct. You are sooooo wrong about John 3:14- it refers to Numbers 21:8-9, which is a symbol of Jesus on the cross, bearing our sins. And the pale skinned blue eyed person you're referring to is someone no one knows- but it certainly isn't the Jesus written about in the Bible! It is the mis-information like yours that causes all the confusion,

TRUTH 22-02-2008
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