Obama Set For Another Beach Vacation This Summer
WASHINGTON DC - USA - President Obama and his family are set for another multi-million dollar beach vacation this summer the White House has announced.... Full story
Insane French Socialists Put Taxation on Revolution
PARIS - France - Insane French socialist Prime Minister, Francois Hollande has decreed to put a tax on something that typifies his country and the nation's spirit.... Full story
Lindsay Lohan Enters Rehab in Rehab
LOS ANGELES - USA - American film starlet, Lindsay Lohan has entered rehab for the fortieth time this year but has now gone one step further by entering rehab inside rehab.... Full story
Brain Scans Can Identify Politicians or Members of Ruling Elite Even in Childhood Because They Have No Empathy When Seeing People in Pain
LONDON - England - Brain scans can be used to identify children who may be potential politicians, new research has shown from a University College London study.... Full story
Cammo Running Scared Back to Merkel
LONDON - England - Number10 Downing Street was strangely quiet yesterday evening as the prime minister slunk back to his expensive fitted kitchen.... Full story
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World Governments Concede They Do Not Actually Own Anything
LONDON - England - A consortium of world governments which met in the capital this morning have revealed they have no right to claim ownership over anything on planet earth.... Full story
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Apple Develops iChopping Board
CUPERTINO - USA - Floundering tech company Apple has unveiled its latest product, the iChopping Board. ... Full story
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