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JERUSALEM - Israel - Under weak leaders like Biden, our enemies are growing bolder. Iran's attack on Israel is an example, as the drums of war beat louder.
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TORONTO - Canada - A three-year-old Instagram influencer piece of sh*t has been jetting off on trips to France and Mexico
Expert Shares Ways to Save Money on Netflix, Disney+, Amazon and Apple TV+
SCUNTHORPE - England - As many household bills are going up, this simple method can help save money on TV and streaming as well as ensure you get the best value for money.
There Will Be an Eventual Backlash to Illegal and Legal Immigration Mass Influx
DOVER - England - Eventually there will be a backlash to the mass influx of illegal and legal immigration.
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KILMARNOCK - Scotland - The newly introduced 'hate crime' law is now making children snitch on their parents.
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It’s Our Traditional Day Off
LONDON - England - The Daily Squib was formed on 1st April 2007, and today is our traditional day off.
Has Immigration Ruined Europe?
BERLIN - Germany - Some people are asking whether immigration ruined Europe. This is absolutely ludicrous, and silly to even ask.
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Trump Super Tuesday
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