LONDON - England - The UK and correct Brexit, is in immediate danger if Labour makes ground.
LONDON - England - British Prime Minister, Theresa May, has called for an early General Election in June.
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WASILLA - USA - Sarah Palin is going to be the first female president of the United States of America, and it is no thanks to a poison penned book by serial stalker Joe McGinniss.
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LONDON - England - Labour's election failure was precipitous, but from within their ranks, the ailing party is now pushing for a new contender after Ed Miliband's comedic effort.
BRUSSELS - Belgium - The EU now is utilising drones in mainland Europe to monitor children in their classes.
LOS ANGELES - USA - According to a new dossier released by a Beverly Hills court, movie star and serial philanderer, Arnold Schwarzenegger likes to cohabit with ugly women.
FLORIDA - USA - Anyone who reads social network comments knows what many blacks in America plan to do when George Zimmerman is acquitted, however there are other underlying reasons to black American discontent.
NEW YORK - USA - American pop star Madonna is set to get a new pair of arms, a team of top surgeons has announced.
ROCHDALE - England - Set to be the new rallying propaganda piece for the Labour election, unelected PM Gordon Brown unveiled the latest weapon in election campaigning tools -- insult your potential voters then grovel.
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WASHINGTON DC - USA - The sixteenth president of the United States of America, Abraham Lincoln has been discovered to have had a black father according to historians and scientists working for the Institute of Historical Science which is linked to Harvard university.
WASHINGTON DC - USA - Scientists at the Institute of Historical Research have finally released their findings after five years of dedicated research.