Gordon Brown Destroying Pound to Join Euro

December 10th, 2008

by Mr. Charrington

You don't just have pirates in Somalia..

LONDON - England - Comrade Gordon Brown, unelected leader of the British Soviet state is deliberately destroying the UK pound so as to join the Single European Currency -- the Euro.

Ready to Join Euro

Our supreme unelected world leader has already discussed the changeover with Comrade Barroso, Commissar of the European Soviet One World Commission and has finalised the details.

Speaking from the Westminster Duma, Comrade Brown addressed the assembled single party: "Comrades, brave Bolshevik warriors, workers and the proletariat. I today announce the shedding of the old capitalist symbol that has been a thorn in our side for so long -- yes, the British pound. It is my duty as your supreme unelected leader to take out this vile symbol of capitalism and democracy. These systems have all failed and you have seen my Soviet ardour with the privatization of the entire banking system which is now, thanks to my efforts, completely Soviet. The currency which has been a symbol of Britain's sovereign power and empire for hundreds of years will soon be scrapped and incorporated into Europe's single currency thus accelerating the New Era which I have so dreamed about. Comrades, my ten year world domination plan is slowly coming into fruition and you will, as Soviet British citizens, all feel the benefits of the New Era of Change. As of tomorrow, to celebrate the destruction of the pound and the acceleration into One World Global Soviet Governance by me and a few select leaders, there will be an extra ration of sugar for all citizens served up next week. Comrades, enjoy yourselves in your freezing hovels and unheated eco-dwellings. Don't forget, comrades, enjoy your extra sugar cube rations for the winter because I will be heaping huge tax increases on you and your families soon after."

Comrade Brown, indeed, is riding high up in the polls which are of course controlled by the central Stasi Office of Information in Whitehall. The people are very happy with his leadership and yesterday in Red Trafalgar Square a parade was held in his honour.

Resistance is Futile

There is even more good news, comrades. In Eurasia, just east of sector 23, Bolshevik army commanders have secured the area and will be leaving soon to fight in sector 12 where the New Age of Change has to be instated immediately.

Any dissent or thoughtcrimes within the New Age of Change will be punishable with a minimum imprisonment of at least 42 years.

Long Live Comrade Brown! INGSOCK NOTICE: B23654

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He sold us off for a pittance, he is a disgrace to the country.

Traitor Brown 19-12-2008

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Gord has condemned England to the biggest downturn in its history...thank you for that you Scotch bastard!!!!

Tony Fielding 17-12-2008

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Bring on the Euro!!
First and foremost we are human beings. Our first allegiance should be towards unity and the common goals of humanity, instead of the petty things that divide us! Joining the Euro will be a great step towards a united Europe and ultimately a united humanity. We need to stop being so damned selfish and introspective, and look toward a better future for all of humanity. This would benefit both us and the rest of Europe, especially in the current financial climate. We need to let go of our misguided notions of superiority, and humbly accept that we as people should be working towards a united future.

Steve 15-12-2008

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Brown is Scottish, he hates the English and will do anything to ruin them. Looks like its working.

Charlie 14-12-2008

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Brown's got nothing to lose. He's simply employing a scorched earth policy that will affect many generations of Britons and condemn them to even more poverty and debt.

NICK fALLOW 14-12-2008

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Brown knows he's on the way out so he's fixing a few things for the next people who are in charge the Tories are going to be fucked when they get in Gordon's having fun ruining as much as he can before he's finally ousted

Peter Nellis 11-12-2008

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..well he sold all of Britains gold reserves at the bottom of the market so i wouldn't put it past him..ol' McBroon sure has it in for England...

Jez 11-12-2008

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