LONDON - England - The UK and correct Brexit, is in immediate danger if Labour makes ground.
LONDON - England - British Prime Minister, Theresa May, has called for an early General Election in June.
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TULSA - USA - You are not trusted, that's the bare bones of the fact, and that is why there is a surveillance camera watching you right now wherever you are.
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TOLD YOU SO
CLARKSDALE - USA - Making a deal with the devil ain't easy, because you really have to want what he offers and you really have to be ready to give away your soul for eternity.
LONDON - England - Since being sacked by Chelsea -- twice, Jose 'the special one' Mourinho has landed another job in football.
YORKSHIRE - England - You could have eaten halal eggs this morning. As you innocently cracked the shell of your boiled egg and dipped into it with your toasted soldier, you would be horrified to realise that the egg was halal and blessed by Allah.
LONDON - England - The royal family may be above politics, but are they above saving the monarchy from the terrible winds of EU collectivisation and ever closer union?
LONDON - England - As art gallery installations go, the latest exhibition at the Saatchi gallery has not gone down too well with art lovers.
LOS ANGELES - USA - Ailing Hollywood wild man and self confessed drug, Charlie Sheen, has been signed up for a ten series deal with rival TV company DBO Public Access after being unceremoniously dumped by CBS/Warner Bros.
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WASHINGTON DC - USA - The sixteenth president of the United States of America, Abraham Lincoln has been discovered to have had a black father according to historians and scientists working for the Institute of Historical Science which is linked to Harvard university.
WASHINGTON DC - USA - Scientists at the Institute of Historical Research have finally released their findings after five years of dedicated research.