EU Stasi Police Shut Down Farage Political Conference in Brussels
BRUSSELS - Belgium - The anti-democratic Soviet EU sent in Stasi police troops to halt a conservative conference led by Nigel Farage.
Labour Darling Angela Rayner Talks About Her Luxury Properties
YORKSHIRE - England - The future deputy prime minister of the Labour Party Angela Rayner talks about her many properties.
Dedicated to Satire But Threats of Violence May Force Us to Close
LONDON - England - Writing satire should not be a crime. We may however be forced to shut down from threats of violence from Russia.
Once Again the Drums of War Beat Louder – But is Anyone Listening?
JERUSALEM - Israel - Under weak leaders like Biden, our enemies are growing bolder. Iran's attack on Israel is an example, as the drums of war beat louder.
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Expert Shares Ways to Save Money on Netflix, Disney+, Amazon and Apple TV+
SCUNTHORPE - England - As many household bills are going up, this simple method can help save money on TV and streaming as well as ensure you get the best value for money.
There Will Be an Eventual Backlash to Illegal and Legal Immigration Mass Influx
DOVER - England - Eventually there will be a backlash to the mass influx of illegal and legal immigration.
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Greta Thunberg: “If You Don’t Arrest Me I Don’t Make Money”
THE NETHERLANDS - The Hague - Another much-needed arrest for Greta Thunberg, who profits with tonnes of money every time.
“The Rack” Makes a Comeback Thanks to the Snap-Happy Instagram Generation
SCUNTHORPE - England - The infamous medieval torture device "The Rack" has made a comeback with the Instagram generation.
The Advantages of Industrial Shelving To Help Organise and Optimise
GLOUCESTER - England - Affordable, solid, and durable industrial shelving is a must for any business to organise and optimise space.
Who Knew? Will Smith Has a Spaghetti Fetish
LOS ANGELES - USA - According to reports, the disgraced former celebrity, Will Smith has a spaghetti fetish.
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CCP Linked Company Threatens to Register Daily Squib Domain Names
SHANGHAI - China - A CCP linked company is threatening to register Daily Squib domain names.
Why Art is Being Killed by the Algorithm
LONDON - England - Art is being killed by the algorithm - the cold hard digital world of clinical numbers renders art as simply another variable.
Scottish Gulag: Kids Bribed to Snitch on Parents With Deep Fried Mars Bars
KILMARNOCK - Scotland - The newly introduced 'hate crime' law is now making children snitch on their parents.
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NIEDERKIRCHNERSTRAßE - Germany - The new German football team kit has taken fans by storm, many storming the HQ of the Sicherheitspolizei to buy it.
BREAKING NEWS – RUSSIAN HQ IN SEVASTOPOL DESTROYED!
SEVASTOPOL - Disputed Crimea Peninsula - Reports are coming through that the Russian HQ in Sevastopol has been completely destroyed and the bridge closed.
Crossing Borders, Not Laws: Understanding Legalities Around Buying International Lottery Tickets Online
LONDON - England - You can buy lottery tickets across international borders, but it's good to know the law about your prospective winnings.
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New Gov. Department ‘Ministry of Awkward Eye Gestures’ Opens to Blinking Praise
LONDON - England - The new governmental department, the Ministry of Awkward Eye Gestures' is a very serious concern to some ministers.
AI Software Engineers to Swarm the Market – Introducing Devin
SILICON VALLEY - Human software engineers may have just had their day, as AI software engineers sweep the market.
OpenAI ‘Figure 01’ Robot Speech-to-Speech Reasoning
SILICON VALLEY - USA - The OpenAI 'Figure 01' robot displays its amazing abilities in a new video.
Palace Denies There Was Any Royal Photoshop Disaster
LONDON - England - Kensington Palace has released a statement denying that there was a royal Photoshop disaster for the latest portrait.
F*ck Net Zero We Are in a WAR
LONDON - England - Net Zero can only come after the next global war. It cannot be achieved before the war.
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Fear and Loathing in Westminster: The Gonzo Chronicles of Lee Anderson
LONDON - England - Holy mother of Jesus, did Lee Anderson, the former vice-chairman of the Conservative Party just join the Refom Party. Yes he did!