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Victoria Beckham : I Split Spice Girls

February 3rd, 2008
by Dr. Fink
4.5 / 5 (18 Votes)


Victoria Beckham wants to sell her sense of fashion style to the rest of the world
LOS ANGELES - CA - Victoria Beckham has revealed she was the reason the Spice Girls' suddenly split— because she plans to quit her singing career for good.


Posh Spice has decided to become a full-time fashion designer and says she will never sing with pals Mel B, Geri Halliwell, Emma Bunton and Mel C again.

Talking exclusively to the Daily Squib, Posh admitted that she was never able to sing anyway and has never sung a note in her life. The professional clothes shopper only agreed to a Spice reunion because of the other girls who were so hard up and in serious debt.

"I was very nervous about going back into the Spice Girls because I didn't want to send out the confused message that I had ever sang," she admitted.

"The reason I decided to do the tour was to show my kids that mummy was a good fake pop mimer once.

"I've been thinking about this for a long time. I'm not in the music industry anymore. I'm in the credit card fashion shopping industry.

"I'm putting together a team of people who say "yes" to everything I say. It will be my main project when I finish this sham tour.

"It's the last opportunity there will be to see the Spice Girls together."

The other Spices quickly realised they were finished without Posh and axed the extension to the world tour.

A statement on Friday said the girls had "other commitments".

But Victoria's exclusive comments to us will bring the Spice Girls' story to a close.

It means their gig in Manchester a week ago was their final performance in the UK with their last ever concert in Toronto on September 12.

Their song Headlines (Friendship Never Ends), which only reached No 110 in the charts, will be their last single, 11 years after their debut Wannabe raced to No 1.

Despite deciding to leave the Spice Girls as soon as possible, the talentless Victoria, 33, said she had NO REGRETS about her time in the band—except trying to sometimes sing!

"I like to think it was all good at the time," she added. "But I'll look at the pictures and think, ‘My God, look at all that bloody make-up' or ‘Look at that hair'. So I'll cringe a little bit. I realise that's what made me who I am now. I'm proud of that."

Spice boss Simon Fuller had been planning to make millions more from the Spice Girls. The gay music mogul has already made over £450 million from the miming girls this year. The Spice Girls all got £2.5 million each for their autotune miming and dancing show.

An insider said: "He was desperate to keep the tour going so as to make more money off the pop stars, but Victoria feels she's achieved all she can in the "music industry" and acknowledges that any hopes she once had about being a successful "singer" in her own right are long gone."

There may have been a few zimm-er-zimmer-ahhhs of relief in the "music biz" that Victoria's finally fu*king off. This leaves the rest of the talentless autotune hacks to fight for the vital pole position left by Posh in the music-less plastic "music biz".

She had two failed bids at a solo miming career after the first Spice split in 2001, was the only bandmate not to have a solo No 1 and became better known for her brainless over-the-top fashion-victim look.

Now she plans to sell that victim style to others.

Our source added: "Fashion is far more lucrative for her. She's actually considered a success. It gives her kudos in LA and she's making a lot of money."

Posh, who has already designed a range of sweat bands and her cheap Chinese slave labour manufactured jeans, is predicted to rake in £15million in the next year.

 

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posh - looks like she is gaining some tonnage - being in obese Amerika seems to have swollen our wee gal.

fatboy 29-02-2008
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While the spice girls has name like Sporty spice, Scary spice...Victoria beckham to me was Talentless spice, why is she coming out now saying she cant sing, Hey, tell the world something we dont know. I think she has the cheek trying to sell clothes to other people. I dont consider her a fashion expert but a Fashion Victim, wearing what other people dictate what is IN and buying everything and anything...c`mon. She will be a Nobody if she werent married to Divad Beckham, I think he carries her on his shoulders. He had an affair....she had to forgive him...she would lose to much

sensei 22-02-2008
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Selfish Posh. Sounds like Posh was getting a little jealous that she can’t sing and the other girls can. While they sang solos she was in the background. So being totally selfish she splits from the band to reflect attention onto herself. WOW what a friend!

TinaTee 20-02-2008
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She uses cheap labour in China does she? Well why am I not surprised? Another reason for me never to buy anything that she has any imput with. She is a disgrace!

carol 04-02-2008
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