GENOA - Italy - A factory is using the latest James Bond theme music to curdle cheese its proprietor Giuseppe Scaramanga, told RAI Uno. ... Full story
MANCHESTER - England - We're here at the Conservative conference in Manchester, and amongst the thronging crowds of anti-benefit reduction people there seems to be a general malaise, almost a stench of death as the rotten eggs fly and the spittle froths from the foul mouthed scum hurling anti-tories assembled.... Full story
DAMASCUS - Syria - Not only have the Russians precipitated the beginning of the end of the ongoing Syrian conflict but they have taken the crown of the world's policeman from the United States.... Full story
SOUTH DAKOTA - USA - The Daily Squib has had exclusive access to a native American tribe leader who spoke to us on condition of anonymity. We travelled on foot to an area deep inside an Indian reservation. ... Full story
CHALFONT - England - As Putin readies 100,000 troops for immediate mobilisation in Syria, maybe now's a good time to start learning Russian, especially since things aren't going to stop there.... Full story
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