New Hal Xbox One Always Has an Eye on You
SEATTLE - USA - Just when you thought it was safe to get off your sofa for a few minutes, Microsoft comes out with a console that will ensure you never leave it.... Full story
UK Government: Satirical News Now Indistinguishable From Actual News
LONDON - England - The Coalition government's media spokesman has declared that satirical news is now indistinguishable from real news in a recent report.... Full story
London Mayor Boris Johnson Invites Toronto Mayor Over to Advise on Capital's Crack Problem
LONDON - England - Mayor Boris Johnson has invited the Canadian Mayor, Rob Ford to come and deal with London's massive crack cocaine problem blighting the inner city.... Full story
Insane French Socialists Put Taxation on Revolution
PARIS - France - Insane French socialist Prime Minister, Francois Hollande has decreed to put a tax on something that typifies his country and the nation's spirit.... Full story
Lindsay Lohan Enters Rehab in Rehab
LOS ANGELES - USA - American film starlet, Lindsay Lohan has entered rehab for the fortieth time this year but has now gone one step further by entering rehab inside rehab.... Full story
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New Genetically Modified Babies Only Poo Once Every Two Months
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Apple Develops iChopping Board
CUPERTINO - USA - Floundering tech company Apple has unveiled its latest product, the iChopping Board. ... Full story
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